"IF"

I want to apologize for saying that everyone in this country, (For the most part), is stupid.
No time in the history of this country, except for perhaps the grate depression of 1928, are things better.
There is almost complete employment.  All cities, sates and the federal government are abound whith money.  There
is/ are so many funds available that they cannot spend it fast enough.  The stock market is the highest that it has
ever been.   (It is not true that the stock market is just a way to gamble and has nothing to do whith the productively
and morals of any particular company)!  There is an abundance of clean and fresh
water, the air is clear, (Of pollution), the arctic is freezing over again and everyone is healthy!
Since modern man has finally figured out that to have a real civilization, the general public must be educated.  Therefore the focus is on schools that
teach only the facts.  (So much for Christmas)!
We have learned that out neighbors are not "foreign".  Also we have learned that anyone protesting dictatorship is not necessarily a "Terrorist", as in
the case of this country's event of 1776.  "One must fear something, (Things that go "Bump in the night", until revealed by the light), to be
"Terrorised"!  
No longer is there cancer of the Mano gland.   Gender is use instead of the word sex.  There is no longer hunger as our main concentration is on
healthily food.  Along whith this, population control by not having un-wanted off spring.  The egg cell shall be arrested, (Aborted upon conception), so
that later termination will no longer be needed or implemented!
Because of the previous automobile manufacturing crisis, it gave the industry a golden opportunity to design and manufacture a different power
source for personal transportation!
Note:  All of the above took place right after January 20th, (My birth day), when the almost "Great White Hope" took office in 09.  (I was in Greece
when Bush won the last election.  People asked me, "Who will be the next President?".  I said, "Unfortunately Bush, I don't know how but he will win"!  I
laughed when I found out how!  People are so brain-washed in this country.  I dare say that the same people who voted for Bush, also voted for "What
Me Worry?"  Let's face it, what has changed, accepted for the rhetoric!  I really though that McCain would win until , (It goes without saying), the dumb
broad from Alaska dove into the arena!

What if the price of fuel, (Gasoline), was the same price of, (Bulk) water?  Then the “Dumb Broads” and stupid men could race up to stop sighs and
red lights, wait, they do that now!  Women could take their lazy spoiled kids to any place that the child desires, wait, they do that now.  People could
circle parking lots for ever to get closer to the desired location, therefore preventing them form being healthy for the lack of exercise, wait, they do that
now!  People could drive to a gym, miles away to “walk” on a tread mill.  Women could sit in their gas guzzling vans whith the air conditioner on, or
heater, while leaving the motor to run while yakking on their mobile phones, wait, they do that now!
What if the internal combustion engine, while being phrased out, could operate on non-carbon fuel, (Hydrocarbons).  What if there was “Oceans” of
this fuel?  Wait, there is, five oceans to be exact, of this fuel, two thirds of this liquid is Hydrogen, the only part of fossil fuel, (Hydrocarbon(s), that
actually burns, (oxidize)!  (H20), "Water"
Cobamalot
                                                                                                     Cobamalot
The sun will shine every day in Cobamalot!
It will rain every few days, but only a little bit and only at night, in Cobamalot!
Snow will fill all the mountain tops, in Cobamalot!
Every able bodied man who desires to work will be employed in, (at a fair wage), Cobamalot!
Women will no longer have to work, or if they chose to do so, will not have to do a man’s job in Cobamalot!  
Because of the demise of the *combustion engine, therefore being no longer a need for fossil fuel, therefore there will not
be any more air pollution, such as “C02”, (Carbon), Sulfuric or Nitric acid, in Cobamalot!
*Heath care shall not be an issue as everyone will be healthy due to clear air, pure water and healthily food, in Cobamalot!
Medical care will be available to everyone at minimal expense to patients, in Cobamalot!
Food will be in abundance, therefore no man or child will go hungry, everyone shall have his “daily bread” and the land will
flow whith milk and honey, in Cobamalot!
There is a grand land called Kalifornia, in Cobamalot, in which there in is a great Delta that has been ravished/ plundered by
the ignorant and greedy “white man”.  This wonderful work of nature has been restored.  The ground level has been
brought back up to sea level, the levees have been reinforced, and water is no longer extracted to provide irrigation water
to grow non agriculture crops outside the Delta. It is intelligently managed to grow food crops co extension whith natures’
habit and is used as a safety water supply for drought seasons and a refuse for floods during heave wet seasons.  All of this
was ascertained after the inauguration of Cobamalot!
Because everyone is happy, healthy and wealthy, crime is next to nil, in Cobamalot!  
There are no “police”, only “assister's”, in Cobamalot!  However, there is a “standby” force in case of an emergency, whith
the use of no-lethal weapons, in Cobamalot!  (The agreement made at the “Geneva Conference” is honored by not using soft
nose, or “hollow point” ammunition), in Cobamalot.
There is no Bastille, (Prison), in Cobamalot!
“Ignorance breeds and promotes fear and evil”, (W.R.A.), therefore:   Education is the primarily goal for the government of
Cobamalot!
The three major television companies; American Broadcast Co., National Broadcast Co. and Columbian Broadcast Co., will
only broadcast the true news without prejudice, in Cobamalot.
Children are considered people and treated as such, in Cobamalot!
Commencing at the early age of five, children are taught the basic facts of *knowledge, such as chemistry, math and physics,
leaving the influence of their respective adult’s mythical thoughts till later, in Cobamalot.
In Cobamalot:  There are no more wars, because after thousands of years, man has finally realized that war is a waste, futile
and stupid!   
Cobamalot does not have a *“foreign” policy; rather they have a neighbor FRIEND, (friendly) policy!
The “Big Apple” region in Cobamalot shall refrain from allowing the influence of the capitol of the business world of the
*Jolly Energy Worshipers; therefore cutting off the “free” Cobamalot’s money to the country of Israel, arresting the funds for
the genocide of the Palestinians! Also, there are no interest charges, just “service” cost.
Cobamalot dose not, or will not exploit, any person country or region!
Except for a “Governor”, along whith his appointed staff, (which has been approved by the citizens of Cobamalot, the
management of Cobamalot consists of intelligent people of the land of Cobamalot; without any Jackals/ Hyenas, (Lobbyist)!
In Cobamalot; because of the above, there is no longer taxes or very little at least, (no more public *“leaches”), as in the
previous semi civilized world, (Neanderthals, as well as now), that worshiped mythical *faux “Gods”, Lords or Kings.
High interest rates will be a thing of the past and the Government will no longer “borrow” money, in Cobamalot!  Therefore
in Cobamalot, there is no “National” debt!
Every natural citizen, first born child in Cobamalot, upon their 18th birthday, shall receive an interest and tax free voucher of
$125,000 to apply towards a house/ home.
(I am being factious, of course, but what "if"?
*All of the words whith a Astrix can be explained.