Stupid "mommy" Laws and/or "Dumb Broads" (or just plain STUPID) I am going to have to find another word.
The recent statement that was just aired, demonstrates the stupid news media and "DUMB" BROADS Here's to the MAN; Steve Erwin.
One could start whith a simple bottle of mouth wash, which usually contains a small amount of alcohol. I suppose if a child was to drink about a gallon, it may be harmful.
Now there is two kinds of alcohol, wood and grain. Rubbing alcohol, which is poison, has NO safety cap, while mouthwash is grain alcohol and has safety caps. To open
the bottle, one must first take pliers to remove outside package, the take off plastic safety seal, but wait, one must squeeze the outside of cap to Open, very handy at
night without having to turn on spotlight, get reading glasses etc.
Hey I got's a new one. Dumb waitress's. If you sit at a table by yourself and want to get up for whatever reason, you have to leave something on the table or they will sweep
everything off. Not to mention that they will fill the napkins so tight that one can not get one out. Talking about filling, they will take off all the caps of the salt and pepper
shakers and then get them mixed up. (More to come). This one , men do also, fill up towel, napkin holder so full that one can't get any out.
Here's some new stuff. "Mommie Laws for/on new cars" (Will add later)
Ok, here's a couple. Bought a new car, a Mustang, no lock on passenger side! What? Also, button in glove box to open trunk, , thief opens car door by pulling up door
handle, (I thought that they did away whith that), opens up trunk, steals my stuff.
Ok, here's a couple. Bought a new car, a Mustang, no lock on passenger side! What? Also, button in glove box to open trunk, , thief opens car door by pulling up door
handle, (I thought that they did away whith that), opens up trunk, steals my stuff.
 | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  |
 | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  | |  |
Bees / “Terrorists”
In honor of Steve Erwin, my story of “Bees”, the apenidety (example) of ignorant, stupid “dumb women and some pansy men
My first encounter whith bees was when my father was disassembling a “chicken coop” (see Sunny Rd.) when he and I was on top of said building, a drunken “Okie” said “I will show you how to take this shack down” and
proceeded to jump up, grab a rafter and kicked out some boards. On the other side were bee hives. The bees’ swarmed up over the top and a dark cloud of shock came upon me. I had no idea what was going on, (I must
have been about 6 years old). All I that I remember is my father lifting me down whith the scuff of my clothes and then walking down a long dusty road, (my eyes were swollen closed)
holding my hand as I could not see. (I do believe that that was the only time in my life that my father held my hand). I was
taken to a hospital, so I was told, because I don’t remember anything else. *Since we lived out in the country, (Sunny Rd.), I would ocauseingly get stung by a bee, then I would have to go to a doctor as I would swell up.
However, as time went on, I would swell up less, contrarily to the story that the poison never leaves your body. * Somehow I became interested in Bess. Every spring bees would swarm and I would go out and scrape them
into a box. (Being poor, could not buy regular bee hive.)
Life of Bees
Bees and Ants are one of nature’s miracles; they both have a perfect socialized existence. Won, is the fact that they are dominated by the Queen, *(filling in space; “one” sounds like won. See my “Language” page)*
www.hope05.org
there’s won <pun accidental) for Women’s Lib. You see, all bees are female, except for the Drones, which are killed by the Queen after mating. In “Gods” plan for reproducing, the Queen will insemenate “Royal Jelly” into
some of the cells so that a “new “Queen” will hatch out in the spring. Now the first “Queen” hatched will then go around and kill the other prospective “Queens”. (How’s about that for evil). Then the few “Drones” will fly up
and mate whith the new “Queen”. She then comes back and gathers up all the new born females, (workers) and then they all fly away to look for a new home. When they are “swarming” they are harmless, one can handle
them (very carefully) whith your bare hands. However, once they start to build a “Comb”, they will sting any intruded, (Bees DO NOT bite). Also, they sacrifice there lives in doing so because the stinger is barbered and
pulled out of their body. So, contrary to popular believe, they do not randomly sting. NOTE: If you can, after being stung, catch the bee, even though it’s mad as hell, and squash the bee on the sting area, but if you’re too
timed, put some honey on the sting, after pulling out the stinger. Now you know how hard they work, all for the sake of the “hive” & “Queen”,
so when a bee lands on you, probably laden whith pollen, too take a rest, PLEASE don’t be a “dumb broad” and swing or
Swat at the poor innocent bee. (Or for that matter go screaming, fledging your arms about and causing an accident ). You see, as Steve, as well as Franklin Roosevelt, would say, “ignorance will breed FEAR, education will
dismiss the aspect of fear, (but still retain cautious) and there will be no “Terrorist”. By the way, if was not for bees, we, (man), would NOT have any fruit. Woody. You know, once you understand something, one can
handle the situation whith intelligence such as FIRE!
In honor of Steve Erwin, my story of “Bees”, the apenidety (example) of ignorant, stupid “dumb women and some pansy men
My first encounter whith bees was when my father was disassembling a “chicken coop” (see Sunny Rd.) when he and I was on top of said building, a drunken “Okie” said “I will show you how to take this shack down” and
proceeded to jump up, grab a rafter and kicked out some boards. On the other side were bee hives. The bees’ swarmed up over the top and a dark cloud of shock came upon me. I had no idea what was going on, (I must
have been about 6 years old). All I that I remember is my father lifting me down whith the scuff of my clothes and then walking down a long dusty road, (my eyes were swollen closed)
holding my hand as I could not see. (I do believe that that was the only time in my life that my father held my hand). I was
taken to a hospital, so I was told, because I don’t remember anything else. *Since we lived out in the country, (Sunny Rd.), I would ocauseingly get stung by a bee, then I would have to go to a doctor as I would swell up.
However, as time went on, I would swell up less, contrarily to the story that the poison never leaves your body. * Somehow I became interested in Bess. Every spring bees would swarm and I would go out and scrape them
into a box. (Being poor, could not buy regular bee hive.)
Life of Bees
Bees and Ants are one of nature’s miracles; they both have a perfect socialized existence. Won, is the fact that they are dominated by the Queen, *(filling in space; “one” sounds like won. See my “Language” page)*
www.hope05.org
there’s won <pun accidental) for Women’s Lib. You see, all bees are female, except for the Drones, which are killed by the Queen after mating. In “Gods” plan for reproducing, the Queen will insemenate “Royal Jelly” into
some of the cells so that a “new “Queen” will hatch out in the spring. Now the first “Queen” hatched will then go around and kill the other prospective “Queens”. (How’s about that for evil). Then the few “Drones” will fly up
and mate whith the new “Queen”. She then comes back and gathers up all the new born females, (workers) and then they all fly away to look for a new home. When they are “swarming” they are harmless, one can handle
them (very carefully) whith your bare hands. However, once they start to build a “Comb”, they will sting any intruded, (Bees DO NOT bite). Also, they sacrifice there lives in doing so because the stinger is barbered and
pulled out of their body. So, contrary to popular believe, they do not randomly sting. NOTE: If you can, after being stung, catch the bee, even though it’s mad as hell, and squash the bee on the sting area, but if you’re too
timed, put some honey on the sting, after pulling out the stinger. Now you know how hard they work, all for the sake of the “hive” & “Queen”,
so when a bee lands on you, probably laden whith pollen, too take a rest, PLEASE don’t be a “dumb broad” and swing or
Swat at the poor innocent bee. (Or for that matter go screaming, fledging your arms about and causing an accident ). You see, as Steve, as well as Franklin Roosevelt, would say, “ignorance will breed FEAR, education will
dismiss the aspect of fear, (but still retain cautious) and there will be no “Terrorist”. By the way, if was not for bees, we, (man), would NOT have any fruit. Woody. You know, once you understand something, one can
handle the situation whith intelligence such as FIRE!
(In all fairness, I should write about all the stupid things that people do, including men and kids). I will name a few things, like for instance, ignorant people who stand by a
cross-walk and keep pushing the button, impervious that it is just a relay switch, once activated, (snaped/ sprung) sets a timer in motion and does not "care" how many
times idiots press it, but it doesn't do any damage except aggravate the piss out of me. however, yesterday as I was walking down the street and an old pick-up was parking
vertically, a lady got out to look then the man, to see how far away they were from the curb, he then went back into the truck, stared it up and dove the extra 8 inches to the
curb, instead of just pushing in the clutch and coasting down,as the street had about a 15% downgrade. "Whats the big deal"? It takes a lot of "energy, wear and tear and
creates pollution just to stat a combustion engine.
cross-walk and keep pushing the button, impervious that it is just a relay switch, once activated, (snaped/ sprung) sets a timer in motion and does not "care" how many
times idiots press it, but it doesn't do any damage except aggravate the piss out of me. however, yesterday as I was walking down the street and an old pick-up was parking
vertically, a lady got out to look then the man, to see how far away they were from the curb, he then went back into the truck, stared it up and dove the extra 8 inches to the
curb, instead of just pushing in the clutch and coasting down,as the street had about a 15% downgrade. "Whats the big deal"? It takes a lot of "energy, wear and tear and
creates pollution just to stat a combustion engine.
| Dis subject should come as; “Everything is the same”. [Now, as in Éire, we are trying to rid our selfs of the plastic bag]! In the large ‘Super Market’ in downtown Limerick, they have the same belts that move your groceries to the cashier, who are mostly women, sitting down, scanning the products very quickly: Same as here; leaving you helpless. However, just like here, they cannot reply to a question; “intelligently”! |
I Think that I had better explain myself as it seems that I am going to get so help/ assistance from some nice, intelligent women which means, not
ALL women are dumb. However, for now, I will give "one" example, like someone stepping on the gas peddle while keeping pressure on the brakes. (On my Budapest,
"trips" stories, I will make mention on the help that I received from ladies when I was lost. (Not being 'sexist") it seems that the most likely to help/ assist me was the good
looking ones- it seems that they don't have a complex. Along this line, I might add that women
have the ambitious willpower to protect their children, so that they will oppose things by stupid money hungry men that put them and their children at risk!
ALL women are dumb. However, for now, I will give "one" example, like someone stepping on the gas peddle while keeping pressure on the brakes. (On my Budapest,
"trips" stories, I will make mention on the help that I received from ladies when I was lost. (Not being 'sexist") it seems that the most likely to help/ assist me was the good
looking ones- it seems that they don't have a complex. Along this line, I might add that women
have the ambitious willpower to protect their children, so that they will oppose things by stupid money hungry men that put them and their children at risk!
| I just read where children may be harmed by breathing poison dust from FIRE PROOF CLOTHING. Well, IF WOMEN WEREN'T SO IGNORANT, THEY would NOT FEAR FIRE. Talking about fear, one reason that the Sept. 11 attack was allowed to happen is that one agency was scared of the "boogie" man, so did not communicate whith other agencies. (A Bully can not be a bully if it was not for fear.) |
This is a somewhat retraction: It has occurred to me that there is a lot of stupid men out there.
Also, I would like to thank and give honer to 75% of the female clerk workers for the city of Stockton for all their help.
Also, I would like to thank and give honer to 75% of the female clerk workers for the city of Stockton for all their help.
It's about time for a other "bout". Phone, phone everywhere, women walking, talking, from the house to the house, in the car, driving the car going to the car , leaving the car, to whom are they speaking, to a
dieing patient, someone who is about to leap to their death, that they are on their way or what? Can't it wait.
dieing patient, someone who is about to leap to their death, that they are on their way or what? Can't it wait.
| In the future, I think that all girl babies will have a transmitting device implanted where their brain ought to be. Hate me yet? w_als2004@yahoo.com. *NEW: Now even men have a phone attached to their head! Did you know that a "microphone" is a small "hone", just as the first "phones" were large or "Mega" (Latin=Phonics)=sound |
Along this line of thinking, yesterday I attended a meeting composed of women who were interested in providing low-cost housing. The guest speaker
was a man originally from African, representing the San Joaquin Housing Authority, a Mr. Ed. Sido. I hope that these ladies keep up the good work. That
being, protecting the "Health and Welfare" of families. www.hacsj.com esido@hacsj.com w_als2004@yahoo.com
was a man originally from African, representing the San Joaquin Housing Authority, a Mr. Ed. Sido. I hope that these ladies keep up the good work. That
being, protecting the "Health and Welfare" of families. www.hacsj.com esido@hacsj.com w_als2004@yahoo.com
| Hej, did you hear about the latest "momie" flak? How in the heck are you supposed to cut something, (art), like Balsa wood without something sharp? |
| Men are "stupid" and women are "Dumb" I have thought about a couple of examples; Men do stupid things when they know better. Women cannot reason and/ or, just "Dumb". (I don't know if born that way or made) |
When tuning up my friends, (Dick), car and pick up, I asked him, for the pickup, if he wanted the whole "Mary-ann". He said yes, so we proceeded to an auto parts store.
Now at this time in this country, it was the "in" thing for women to be equal. In other words, a women could do any job that a man could do. (Wouldn't it be nice if one
could pass a law that stated that everyone would be smart?) Well, this particular store had hired a buxom young lady. I ordered points, condenser, wires, spark plugs
and a distributor cap. The part boxes seemed kindly big for a 6 cylinder, so I opened one up. It was obvious that she had gotten the wrong parts. I said "I think that you
have made a mistake", "that is what the book says" was her reply. I then got a little irate and said "look at the cap, there are 8 ho;es, I want parts for a six". She was still
looking at the book and said repeated whith, "THAT IS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS". I then started to loose it and Dick said "shush", I then said, "listen dick, her big tits does
not have anything to do whith these parts. Do you want to have to come back?" At that time the MANager can over and got the right parts. STUPID: When I was tuning
up Dick's var, a Mercury, he wanted to help. So after I "gaped" the plugs, (You had to the space between the tip of he plug and the end, which calibrated in "thousands"
of an inch), I let him change the sparkplugs. His wife said "the car don't run any better", so I figured that he had crossed the wires. I had to check the motor manual an
start from number 1 piston and correctly change the wires. Now that is stupid as Dick knew better. (I think he was drinking at the time, which sadly I surmise, led him to
his death). DUMB: There is a Tavern called a "Canteen" for the Veterans, which has a pool table. Now the ladies like to play pool, as well as the men, except the women
are lousily, but that being the case, notwithstanding, they use the pool table for a table when they have a function and sometimes move it to one side. One time, after it
was placed back into position, it was turned around in the opposite direction. Now the "cue" ball comes out, along whith the other balls, at one end. When you "rack"
the balls, you do so at the opposite end. Because everyone was used to racking the balls at the North end, when someone would "scratch", they, the gals, would place
the ball at the wrong end. Now that is a perfect example of being DUMB!
Now at this time in this country, it was the "in" thing for women to be equal. In other words, a women could do any job that a man could do. (Wouldn't it be nice if one
could pass a law that stated that everyone would be smart?) Well, this particular store had hired a buxom young lady. I ordered points, condenser, wires, spark plugs
and a distributor cap. The part boxes seemed kindly big for a 6 cylinder, so I opened one up. It was obvious that she had gotten the wrong parts. I said "I think that you
have made a mistake", "that is what the book says" was her reply. I then got a little irate and said "look at the cap, there are 8 ho;es, I want parts for a six". She was still
looking at the book and said repeated whith, "THAT IS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS". I then started to loose it and Dick said "shush", I then said, "listen dick, her big tits does
not have anything to do whith these parts. Do you want to have to come back?" At that time the MANager can over and got the right parts. STUPID: When I was tuning
up Dick's var, a Mercury, he wanted to help. So after I "gaped" the plugs, (You had to the space between the tip of he plug and the end, which calibrated in "thousands"
of an inch), I let him change the sparkplugs. His wife said "the car don't run any better", so I figured that he had crossed the wires. I had to check the motor manual an
start from number 1 piston and correctly change the wires. Now that is stupid as Dick knew better. (I think he was drinking at the time, which sadly I surmise, led him to
his death). DUMB: There is a Tavern called a "Canteen" for the Veterans, which has a pool table. Now the ladies like to play pool, as well as the men, except the women
are lousily, but that being the case, notwithstanding, they use the pool table for a table when they have a function and sometimes move it to one side. One time, after it
was placed back into position, it was turned around in the opposite direction. Now the "cue" ball comes out, along whith the other balls, at one end. When you "rack"
the balls, you do so at the opposite end. Because everyone was used to racking the balls at the North end, when someone would "scratch", they, the gals, would place
the ball at the wrong end. Now that is a perfect example of being DUMB!
| Stupid: (Dumb) "Okies" Ignorant, (not educated), Brainwashed, Indoctrinated, Myths; etc. (Speaking about the above, McCain will be the next press). Boy, did I miss on that one! Notwithstanding, (I just lovs them dare fancy words), that a few decades ago, one had to wait in a mile long line to purchase a gallon of gas, ("Energy"-fuel). You see Iran was a naughty boy so we, (U.S.ns), did not buy their gas, never mind the fact that the oil tankers could not discharge their cargo because all the tanks on the shore were full! The "Jolly Energy Worshiper's" did not realize how stupid the "American" public is, so now instead of hoarding the fuel, they just raised the price. This accomplished two things, to get all the dummies to okay more ocean drilling and the ability to lower the price right before the election, which makes the old geezer look good. |
In all fairness, (I believe in equal opportunities), I must say that I found at least two smart women. The latest being the gal that works
for "Ace" hardware on Country Club and the second won, "un," (that comes to mind), (which is reverlent to this story), is the beautiful
lady at the Café on the island of Santori. To be continued
for "Ace" hardware on Country Club and the second won, "un," (that comes to mind), (which is reverlent to this story), is the beautiful
lady at the Café on the island of Santori. To be continued
Since The "God" of the Internet has chosen to promote this page of my web site: www.hope05.org, along under my name: Woody Alspaugh and I have realized that calling
people stupid; is a "turn off", I will say and write some things that are NOT derogatory. Also, I will try and analyze some of the women to which I have met and /or, have had the
pleasure of their acquaintance. To which I will start, (not starting with): Some of the ladies that I met in Ireland. (Since my current "index Page" is about Irire). [& "her"/ "U" ]
people stupid; is a "turn off", I will say and write some things that are NOT derogatory. Also, I will try and analyze some of the women to which I have met and /or, have had the
pleasure of their acquaintance. To which I will start, (not starting with): Some of the ladies that I met in Ireland. (Since my current "index Page" is about Irire). [& "her"/ "U" ]
| But first, a few words about some of my male, (mostly in the past), "friends" who were or are; "assholes" towards their wifes! "I have written many stories; which some are on a "floppy disk" to which I must recover. Needless to say, I have abandoned many of them: However, since the net work "Guru" has decided to post this page I will have to post, (write) about some of men that I have know"! |
| Yosemite: "Yo- say- mee-tay" Mokelumne "Moh-kay-loom- nay" (Espana) |
The now example of the current epitome of “Dumb Broads” is buying, (at an expensive price, I might add) and wearing: demin “jeans”; whith holes in
them! That is a "slap in the face", for all of us that could not afford to by new pants and were ashamed/ embarestest to were them, (Old clothes)!
them! That is a "slap in the face", for all of us that could not afford to by new pants and were ashamed/ embarestest to were them, (Old clothes)!
One of the jobs that uneducated girls get, is being a waitress. At the end of their shift, they refill the salt and pepper shakers. Upon recapping, they mix-up the small hole salt shaker caps
with the large pepper caps. Upon checking the caps last night, the bar tender said, "maybe no one ever told them". The thought being; "are women born dumb or are they not instructed"?
with the large pepper caps. Upon checking the caps last night, the bar tender said, "maybe no one ever told them". The thought being; "are women born dumb or are they not instructed"?
When I was in the island of Santoria, Greece; I got into a conversation whith a beautiful waitress, (I have often thought of going back=but-).
I mentioned that my sister was dumb. During the conversation I confessed that the main reason that I was in Greece, was to write to my true
love. (Which of whom I still think). She said "who is the dummy now"? On second thought, perhaps I am the dummy for falling in love!
I mentioned that my sister was dumb. During the conversation I confessed that the main reason that I was in Greece, was to write to my true
love. (Which of whom I still think). She said "who is the dummy now"? On second thought, perhaps I am the dummy for falling in love!
| Here is a 'new', (old), subject: You keep hearing people say; "put the seat down"! I could never understand this because most men do not lift the seat; "before--": Therefore; With this in mind, (when visiting a lady), I always leave the seat up. [Dis came to a head yesterday in a duel restaurant restroom where a sign read: "Don't be lazy, put the seat down"]! |
| In all fairness, I must admit that I also, (sometimes), do "Dumb" things! When shopping for a 'Air Filter' for my Mustang, I had a vision of the filter for my pickup. So when the young lady showed me the correct filter, I ,(secretly), thought her of being dumb; fore some years ago, a lady did not know the difference between a '6' and a 'V8'! |